The Man Who Became Famous With His Father's Porn Book

April 11, 2017

|Daniel Morales Olea


We all have erotic fantasies, however when we unleash the darkest side of our imagination we can create the most perverse encounters. It's no surprise that erotica authors are the most prolific and their books have become best-sellers. Even if the plot isn't that interesting, the thrill of reading something labeled "erotic" has created gold mines such as 50 Shades of Grey. This inspired a retired construction worker, who after writing his first erotic novel, decided that the best person to give him an opinion on his work was his own son, Jamie Morton.


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What sort of things do you share with your dad? Is it the love of a particular sport or team? Perhaps even a hobby. But there's nothing more awkward than having your dad give you "the talk" during your teens. Yet can you imagine what Morton felt when his father, who wrote under the pen name of Rocky Flintstone, sent him the first draft of Belinda Blinked 1, A Modern Story of Sex, Erotica, and Passion. How the sexiest sales girl in business earns her huge bonus by being the best at removing her high heels.


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Not only does it have a super long title, Flintstone's novel is also pretty badly written. It has unreal situations and a plot worthy of any B-movie. However, his son chose not to stay bed, traumatized by his father's fantasies. Instead he went to a bar with his friends and read them the first pages of the book, turning into an instant success. 

"Belinda blinked, it wasn’t a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk blouse. The Managing Director across the desk who had innocently brought her through from reception smiled and nodded at her. Slowly with the hint of a tease, Belinda removed the two garments. Her black brassiere was doing overtime to contain her full breasts, she had worn this one for today as it was tight fitting on purpose… she never thought it would be exposed in such a simple way."


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From the get-go the author attempts to arouse the reader, with no introduction or exposition of the characters whatsoever. We just know this story is about a submissive woman, willing to do anything to land a job, who also happens to have the perfect body, able to turn anyone on. Obviously, this isn't the most original story nor a great example of this century's literary styles. Flintstone isn't the next Sade, Bataille, or Grandes. He's a man who's following his own passion to convey a story for an audience who only wants to experience an erotic narrative like E.L. James' Fifty Shades Trilogy.

The book was doomed to be forgotten, but the author's son, Jamie, decided to create a podcast called My Dad Wrote a Porno. Each episode includes him reading excerpts of the book to his friends. They laugh and discuss it. It's currently the most downloaded podcast in Australia and has become very popular in the United Kingdom. 


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The podcast takes the failed eroticism of the book and turns it into a hilarious comedic material. Several listeners have written to Morton thanking him for his podcast, assuring that it has helped them overcome depression. One  couple wrote to him to say that the podcast had rekindled their sex life because they realized that sex can also be a fun experience.


Elijah Wood, a huge fan of the podcast, has appeared in a couple of episodes. Michael Sheen is another famous listener. While many find the embarrassing situations of Flintstone's book hilarious, there are some followers who have gotten hooked on the story. The author doesn't care about his son mocking him on his show, since thanks to him the sales of his book have increased considerably, up to the point that he's already working on the sixth part of the series.

"Giselle's hands soon made light work of Belinda's thong. The two girls started to excite each other and soon their respective vaginas were wet and steaming. They took it in turns to lick each other's clits and when Tony entered the room they were both ready for a bit of male interaction."


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Reading this out loud can only lead to a comical experience. Jamie Morton has become famous thanks to his father's books. He now travels around the world and reads the novels at events. There are some who have even presented Belinda's stories in theater. Actually, it might not be long before  there's a film version of her sexual adventures.


Here's the link if you want to read the first book. If you want to listen to Morton's analysis and discussions check out his podcast. 

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Source:
The Age


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Translated by María Isabel Carrasco Cara Chards
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