Pete Davidson is officially off the market and off to Babies “R” Us.
The Saturday Night Live alum is expecting his first child with girlfriend Elsie Hewitt, who casually dropped the news on Instagram with the caption:
“welp now everyone knows we had sex.”
Cue the collective internet meltdown.
The announcement came with a PDA-filled slideshow: cuddles, bump cradles, ultrasound footage, and just enough romance to make you believe in Pete’s redemption arc. The baby is reportedly due early this winter, and according to sources, Davidson is “so excited for this next chapter.” His family? Equally thrilled. Grandparents and aunts are already on standby.
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Pete Davidson Is Officially in His Dad Era
Pregnancy speculation had already been bubbling online over the weekend after Hewitt posted bikini pics, prompting followers to ask the age-old internet question:
“New boobs or pregnant?”
Turns out, it was the latter. (But honestly, either would’ve slayed.)
The couple went public in March 2025 with a PDA-heavy Florida vacation and made their red carpet debut two months later. Hewitt gushed to People at the time:
“Honestly, best person I’ve ever met… Everyone deserves a Pete.”
And now? Everyone’s getting a Pete—just smaller, cuter, and arriving by winter.
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What This Baby Means for Pete (and the Internet)
Let’s be real: no one saw dad mode coming this soon. But maybe we should’ve. After years of chaotic headlines, rehab stints, and tabloid-fueled romances, Pete seems…settled. He’s moved in with Hewitt, is performing stand-up with her in the audience (a first!), and now has a mini Davidson on the way.
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The internet has dubbed this his “softboi-to-girl-dad pipeline.” And honestly? It fits.
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